01.30.08 5:00 AM CST
• Pop Culture
• Rocky Rakovic

According to Oscarology I am a Gandhi, meaning: “I am charismatic and inspiring, and willing to take risks and make personal sacrifices to achieve their goals and to do the right thing. But I’m not always able to understand or predict the full consequences of my actions, often to the detriment of myself and those around me.”
Sounds fairly vague (like most horoscopes) but it is interesting to think that the pop culture—which mirrors the current attitude of the people—could act as the barometer of the nature of the village you were nurtured in.

Comments on this entry:
Thanks so much for the link! And the vagueness is actually part of the point. I wrote the Oscarology readings... well, mostly I wrote it to be silly and funny and entertaining, but I also wrote it to point out the foibles of regular astrology. The "seemingly very specific, but actually applicable to just about anyone" thing is part of the game.
Thanks for writing the Oscarology and for the blog comment. I, myself, hate astrology. I can't stand when I first meet someone and they ask, "What's your sign?" As if they can boil down your entire being to the date nine months after your parents decided to screw. I actually think that your system may have more validity.