Carrie Keagan makes us think of sex – not surprising considering she’s a pretty blonde with big cans she wants you to look at. But Carrie does it with her mouth and her mind. It’s a potty mouth and a dirty mind, not rare traits even on busty, attractive blondes, but Carrie uses them with remarkable ease and precision. And by “them” we are talking about her mouth and mind, not those other things. Do try to pay attention.
Carrie is the main/sole attraction at No Good TV, a website where celebrities go to flog their latest projects, like an Entertainment Tonight at crappy resolution. Yet the project-flogging never quite goes as planned; Carrie drops a couple of F-bombs right out of the gate and invites the stars to do the same. Pretty soon all are cackling with glee as they say things they’d never get away with on TV, not even on cable. Sure, it’s easy to get Jack Black and Borat to do blue, especially if you’re a blonde with a blouse full of goodies, but hell – she even got Halle Berry, an Oscar-winning actress, to pepper her pitch for Gothika with more gratuitous fucks than Wilt the Stilt. She’s good with innuendo too, knowing how to push it along and then draw back suddenly, leaving her interview subjects holding the pervy bag.
And then there’s the rack – and if you think we’re harping on her breasts unnecessarily, watch the opening animation for her "Up Close" clips and you’ll realize our harping is exactly what she wants. Ours, yours and everyone’s: One of the best moments on NGTV finds Will Smith peering deep into her cleavage and more or less admitting that she’s giving him a chubby. Very nice, Mr. Big Willy, although Borat takes the cake: Admiring her “chests,” he speculates that she would produce a lot of cheese. And “very salty” cheese at that.
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My my my, you are so obsessed with this lovely women's breasts Josh, very healthy of you ;)