In the February issue we noted that a reader who wished his girlfriend had larger nipples would have to “play what’s dealt.” Two readers disagreed. First, R.T. in Houston wrote to let us know that many sites for new mothers sell lactation pumps that “work on both male and female nipples with fantastic results!” T.H. from Tampa went one better by informing us he had “seen pumps in magazines to stretch nipples to unbelievable sizes.” When we expressed skepticism, he directed us to the Nipple Cylinders, sold by Extreme Restraints, which allow you to “customize your nipples.” We’re surprised to learn of this product but still think our advice is solid. As an aside, while browsing at Extreme Restraints (purely work-related) we came across this vaguely familiar butt plug.
Speaking of nipples, J.A. from Mildenhall, U.K., had something to say about the reader wrote in January because her boyfriend was uncomfortable with a friend who breastfed her baby at their house. “Your response — that ‘seeing a tit never hurt anybody’ -- is dead on,” she says. “When I was breastfeeding, my breasts were enlarged to a 34E and most bystanders never complained when they were in time for the show. I did hear a few rude comments, which always amazed me. Not only is breastfeeding a beautiful, natural part of human growth and development, but how often is a stranger going to flash you her huge boobs? I'm pro-public breastfeeding and I'm happy Playboy is on my side!” We’ve always been pro-public breasts, and we don’t see why anyone should go hungry.
In December a woman wrote that her husband “thinks anyone who is in a relationship should not masturbate.” In response, R.J. of Corpus Christi, Texas, makes this sensible observation: “Not only do I think this is ridiculous, I have found that women who masturbate are far easier to bring to orgasm and generally better in bed. They know what turns them on, and being able to arouse a woman to climax is a huge part of the guy’s pleasure.”
Finally, we take note of a question often asked of the Advisor but most recently tackled by the advice columnist for the weekly newspaper serving Ohio State University:
Dear Little Miss Know it All,
My boyfriend subscribes to Playboy and it really bothers me, so much that we’ve had a few fights about it. Why can’t he understand why I have a real problem with it? I’m tempted to tell him that he has to choose between Playboy and me. What should I do?
Here is Miss All’s rather sensible response.
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