02.22.08 5:00 AM CST
• After After Hours
• Josh Robertson
From yesterday’s news, here’s something that didn’t happen today:“A Las Vegas man plans to unveil on Wednesday what he says is a rare photo of Marilyn Monroe posing as a nude hitchhiker. A 1 p.m. news conference has been scheduled at The Orleans. Former service station owner Lawrence Nicastro, said to be in his 70s, says he found the photo last year while going through storage items at his home in Las Vegas, according to publicist Chris Harris. If the photo is authentic, look for a bidding war in the multi-millions. Nicastro was running a service station in the Bronx when a man dropped off a car for repairs on New Year's Eve 1962. When the man didn't return to pick up his car, a 1962 Ford Sunliner convertible, Nicastro opened the trunk and placed the contents in storage.”
Uhhh… it’s not Marilyn Monroe circa 1962. It’s Madonna circa 1992, and we’re hard pressed to see how Monroe “expert” (as he was identified in other articles) Chris Harris could have made the mistake.
Decide for yourself: Does this really look like Marilyn Monroe?

Comments on this entry:
Ridiculous and pathetic that this item magically appears in newspapers around the time Lindsay Lohan snags the Marylin imitation crown with the help of Bert Stern Madonna has NEVER had an hourglass shaped body-the whole 'she was voluptuous when she stared out' was and is a crock of shit. She has none of Marilyn's natural grace, hip to waist ratio and no aureoles so no sale. Madonna is for a gay man who want a masculine looking woman or any popular film director who wants his carer to go belly up. without the photoshopping she is smaller then average breasted ruler shaped new age colonialist nanny exploiting hag.