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02.14.08 5:00 AM CST • Books • Playboy Staff

superbad.jpgOn the other hand, says intern Seth Fiegerman, here’s an item which is unbeatable:

Look no further for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift to give that special someone. Just in time for this romantic day, Superbad: The Drawings, is being released. If you saw the movie then you are already in on the joke, but if you are one of the three people in this world who did not, this is a book of glorious penis drawings.

As the main character Seth, played by Jonah Hill, said in the movie, “For some reason, I don’t know why, I used to have this thing…where I would…like, kinda…sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks.” Immediately following that confession is a flashback to him as a little kid in class drawing a giant penis with large veins. The page falls to the floor and is picked up by the girl next to him who is mortified. A montage of penises follows. But now, this book can serve as a litmus test for you and your date.

I would start by showing your date “The Evolution of the Penis,” which shows apes turning into men, then turning into a giant penis. It will really put the penis into its historical context. Then, flip to the “Tiananmen Square Penis,” standing valiantly before the oncoming tanks. It is graphic, and yet cultured at the same time. I would advise skipping the gruesome “Penon the Decapitator” and moving instead to the “Titanic Penis.” It may be sad to see so many penises jumping ship and floating dead in the water, but just focus on the ones who survived. Finally, show the “Peace and Love Penises” to end on the happy note that all cocks can get along after all.


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