02.04.08 5:00 AM CST
• TV & DVDs
• Josh Robertson
In case you missed it, here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s highly entertaining interview with Hef that ran last week. Kimmel suggests the interesting theory that Hef might be God. And in fact he might. You be the judge...
WHY HEF MIGHT BE GOD:
*He uses his powers for good.
*He is just and merciful.
*Trinity of girlfriends seems religious in some way.
*WWHD? yields better answers than WWJD?
*He'll kick you out of Mansion parties if you start eating fruit off the tree.
WHY HE MIGHT NOT:
*Clean shaven.
*Has been known to covet his neighbor's ass.
*Security guard at front gate of Mansion is named Ramon, not Peter.
*His holy spirit is Jack Daniels.
*He’s a lover, not a smiter.
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Hallelujah!!!!!
Thou shalt have no boobs before mine!