Rocky had the unfortunate task of covering Playboy’s Spring Break for Playboy U in Cabo. This week we're publishing a daily excerpt from his running diary posted on the college network site. If you are a student and have an .edu address, you can sign up for admission to the site to read all of Rocky’s experiences and belong to a community of like-minded students.
Sorry yesterday’s post wasn’t about girls. Here’s some girls:
One of my duties during was to interview Spring Breakers on video. This is one of the few things I’m not good at so I was relieved (in more ways than one) when this girl Liz from Penn State grabbed the microphone and took over my job.
On the subject of girls, this gave me the opportunity to remind the girlfriend back home that in this bevy of lubricated women I hadn’t forgotten her. I called her local flower shop and had them make a “sunny arrangement” as in I’m on the beach but not forgetting about you.
She called up crying. “Are these yellow roses suppose to symbolize that you are hooking up left and right and you just want to be friends now?"
The weirdest part was later recounting the story to my buddy Cuts of Beef, who I wouldn’t think would be versed in the meanings of rose colors nor their origins, but responded with, “What is she a Victorian?"

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