C.L. from Alberta writes: “To the gentleman in April’s issue interested in becoming a ‘known’ sperm donor; although the Advisor did in fact provide sound advice, as a lesbian couple considering insemination we appreciate the thought, even though we question your intent, but also encourage your donation through a cryobank with open donor programs. Unless of course you’re a blue eyed, blond haired, 6’ German athlete or, as my wife calls it, our needle in a haystack...we’ll take you! And yes, gentleman, Playboy caters to all those who appreciates exquisite taste and gorgeous women, including a lezzie or two.”
Many cat lovers wrote to express their dissatisfaction with our responses in the April issue. On this topic, A.R. writes with a contrary view: “If your wife is so obsessed with her cats then you should run for your life. Cat chicks are wacky and I am a chick so I would know. Dogs are another thing -- I have two dogs and though I would never choose them over my 11-year relationship. One of them was a stray who had been beat and burned so has his quirks. He pushed my man to the point he wanted to get rid of him; I cried and worked hard with the dog to get him to behave. Dogs are different -- they are family, want to be with you, and part of the pack. There is a bond there but cats and cat chicks are nutso and cats cannot have their behavior modified. Thanks for letting me put my two cents in!”
You’re welcome, although we are not foolhardy enough to step into a fight between dog and cat lovers.

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