Dear Playboy Fans,
I’m sorry to report that we let you down last night in an 8-2 softball loss against the vaunted Bonghitters of High Times on the Great Lawn in Central Park. If you are unfamiliar with New York media softball, the Bonghitters are the Yankees, only they are allowed to grow facial hair.
This was no beer league game, and their performance enhancements (we could only guess) proved far superior to our Don Julio tequila margaritas and swigs of Bushmills. But in a game billed as “Stoners vs. Boners” we did excel in double entendres. “We played hard,” etc.
Most importantly, we made sure no Playmates were harmed during this year’s game. Apparently, several Bunnies came out to cheer on the team the years before, but abruptly departed when one was struck in the head by an errant throw from a Playboy intern manning third base.
We’ll keep swinging (obligatory) and make you proud next year.
Sincerely,
Skipper Rocky
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They need to drug test those High Times guys... for steroids.