06.16.08 5:00 AM CDT
• Pop Culture
• Josh Robertson
Rob the Bouncer (whose crotchety bouncer expose Clublife we liked a lot), says the bridge-and-tunnel clubbers of NYC are slathering themselves with Preparation H.
Some media, whom we’ll guess didn’t read the last paragraph of Rob’s post, picked up the story as fact and ran with it – ABC News, for example. Too bad the story was made up, as Rob admitted last week. He maintains the clubbers do apply the hemorrhoid gunk to their chests, but all his quotes and characters were fabricated.
Do they or don’t they? Unless Rob is pulling our leg again, we’ll go along and guess that they do. So who the hell are these people misusing health and beauty aids and getting their pecs out in the middle of a club? Is it these guys?

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