06.05.08 5:00 AM CDT
• Movies
• Playboy Staff
Intern Amanda Wills has seen the new Sex and the City, so you don’t have to.
Sex and the City has become the top-rated movie in America, though based on anecdotal evidence, it wasn’t because guys turned out in droves. And now you don’t have to. Thanks to this handy cheat sheet, you’ll impress your woman by offering some real perspective on Carrie and the gang.
(Warning- huge spoilers after the jump...)
Conversation StartersOrder her a cosmo, and let her talk. Ask her what she thinks:
* Was Carrie’s turquoise wedding bird a fashion do or don’t?
* Can you believe Charlotte finally had a baby?!
* Did you like Samantha’s sushi Valentine’s Day gift for Smith?
Intelligent Insight
Know your facts and have your own opinions. Here’s what you think:
* Steve and Miranda reunion on the Brooklyn Bridge had you reaching for
tissues because you knew they were right for each other.
* Samantha definitely made the right decision to leave L.A. She’ll always
be a true New Yorker.
* Carrie and Big decided to have a simple courthouse wedding, which you
thought was the perfect end to a modern urban fairy tale.
Stock Replies
Don’t blow your cover when she fires questions at you. Follow these
comeback guidelines:
* Your only reply when asked if Big was a jerk for not getting out of the
car: yes, absolutely.
* Would you have reacted the same as Big if Miranda told you getting married
is crazy? Never in a million years.
* Which character is your girl most like? Always compare her to Carrie.
She doesn’t want to be a prude, a whore or a bitch. She wants to be the
star.
Don’t forget to mention Carrie’s closet, and your girl will be kicking off her Manolos in no time. You’re welcome.
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Comments on this entry:
The fact that I am a guy makes it unlikely I will be seeing this movie any time in the near future.
well done amanda...witty and perfect. I'd be kicking off my manolo's (if i could afford them) for a guy if they had this many good answers haha!
Very good Amanda! I like the cheat sheet idea.