07.03.08 10:18 AM CDT
• Sports
• Jamie Malanowski
To calm the waters roiled by this weekend’s renewal of the national pastime’s greatest rivalry, Frank Coffey of etruesports.com tries to show how we can all get along.
The Top 11 Great Things Sox and Yanks Can Do Together
11. Arrange haircut intervention with Manny
10. Serve Petrocelli Puttanesca and Penne Pepitone in one another’s clubhouses
9. Everybody go over to Bill Lee’s for a high-spirited pancake breakfast
8. Give away “It’s only a game” pins with every beer sold
7. Stretch out one another’s hammies before games
6. Write joint letter to Roger Clemens requesting he only wear Astros apparel
4. Encourage Hank Steinbrenner and John Henry to exchange team bumper stickers
3. Buy each other hot buttered popcorn at the drive-in movie
2. Share resin bags
1. Stop fighting over Connecticut
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Comments on this entry:
If you're going to borrow someone else's material for your entry, please show some ability to pick something with some humor and cleverness, as opposed to none
Connecticut doesn't want either of you.
Fight over Rhode Island or New Hampshire instead...