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The Teacher Fetish, Unpacked by an Actual Teacher

The Teacher Fetish, Unpacked by an Actual Teacher

What is it about teachers that drives men crazy? Is it the ill-fitting Anne Taylor Loft cardigan? That she still knows her multiplication tables and can answer 9 x 7 at the drop of a pin (63)? Maybe it’s just the fact that she has classroom discipline plan. Whatever it is, the teacher fetish is out there and more common than the lack of “sexy teacher” Halloween costumes would lead you to believe. I know first-hand. I write, produce and act in a TV Land series called Teachers along with my comedy group the Katydids. Before that, though, I actually was an elementary school teacher in Chicago public schools. After many a days spent chasing after children and getting puked on, I would head to a bar to blow off some steam. Without fail, around 1 a.m. a guy would saddle up to me, probably in a last-ditch effort to get someone to go home with him, and ask me what my “story” was. As soon as I mentioned I taught fourth grade, his eyes would go wide and I suddenly went from a six to an…

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