With a concept as superficial and simplistic as Tinder, you’re bound to find some creeps, jerks, and all around terrible people on your swiping adventures. But then there’s a whole other level of people whose profiles are so bizarre and off-putting you’re not sure if you should hate them or pity them. There seems to be countless terrible profiles, but here are the 30 worst ones we’ve seen yet.
If she’s 28, then I’m a toddler.
I think I’ll just stick with Netflix. Thanks.
There’s no way Batman is getting into the Batcave with that look.
Honestly, I can’t tell which one is Nicki.
I was going to ask which guy the profile was for, but I don’t think it matters.
Hey when you’re done making out with that guy and talking about your grandchildren, would you want to grab dinner?
Imagine explaining to your grandchildren how you guys met.
I’m almost positive she doesn’t do volunteer work for PETA.
Is he just standing on the side of the road like that?
Are you looking for a date while you guys are on your honeymoon?
I guess you can’t fault him for being honest, right?
I don’t think she understands what Tinder is for or why she even made a profile.
I like that he doesn’t even address the photo in his bio.
I’m bothered by the fact that he’s naked and on the toilet, but what troubles me the most is that he’s listening to music on an iPhone, which has a camera, yet still chose to use a digital camera from 2007.
Oh cool, I’ve always wanted to live out a Saw movie.
Who doesn’t want a guy that would spend $20 to kick a stranger in the crotch?
The sad thing is that this probably worked more times than we’d want to believe.
No thanks, Matrix Tim Tebow.
I don’t want to date her, but I guess I wouldn’t mind to help her get down from whatever mountain she’s currently trapped on.
I need to see some sort of diploma or documentation before he can declare himself an expert.
I guess she might be ok if you like the outdoorsy type.
Spikey hair AND jokes about roofies? Where does the line start to date this guy?
It’s not mine though, right?
Why? Why would you do this?
You can’t say you didn’t know exactly what you were getting into from the very beginning.
Proofreading his bio would have been a major plus.
This is the most honest Tinder profile you will ever see.
No matter which one of these guys made the profile, it was a horrible decision.