Being a jackass gets most guys a punch in the mouth. Being a jackass got Bam Margera two Lamborghinis, a castle in the rolling hills of West Chester, Pennsylvania and Missy Rothstein, one of the hottest fiancées on the planet. The two star in Bam's Unholy Union, the newest and wildest of MTV's celebrity reality wedding shows. Newlyweds, it ain't! One reason is the extremely hot, extremely devoted future Mrs. Margera. How devoted? Well, it was her idea to arrange a stint as a guest Playboy photographer as a wedding gift for her betrothed. Bam was happy to oblige. With a virtual army of MTV cameras rolling, Bam anxiously awaited Missy's grand entrance. He popped a bottle of champagne, poured a glass and planned out the shoot. When Missy finally came outside draped in an appropriately purple fur, she had the entire crew wondering what was underneath.
"Bam, that better not be our honeymoon champagne you're drinking," Missy quipped.
"It's not," Bam barked back. "Now get over here, it's cold!"
Despite the Philly chill, Missy wanted to take some photos outside, so Bam got the camera rolling with an al fresco photo shoot. When the cold became too much to handle, Bam's Gothic living room was the perfect set for part deux of the shoot. Missy changed into something more comfortable and hopped onto a purple velvet chaise in front of dripping candles and a 15-foot steel "heart-o-gram" mounted on the wall. Bam poured another drink and directed a fantasy that clearly he has had since he saw his first Playboy. As he directed his muse through pose after pose, it was clear that this is a man who knows what he wants.
After the shoot, Bam picked Missy up in his arms and carried her off into the night, saying he had to take care of some "APF."
"What's that?" we asked.
That's "After Playboy F-ing," Bam said.