Playboy: Tell us about your job.Dana: I'm a contractor for the Army -- a pencil pusher, really. I read reports on missiles and weapons and edit them because the Army has a certain way of writing.Playboy: How do people react when they hear what you do?Dana: No one believes me. And then they ask a million questions that I can't answer for security reasons.Playboy: Okay, we won't ask any of those. But is it true we have nuclear warheads aimed at Kim Jong Il at all times?Dana: That wasn't even deft.Playboy: Sorry. Is your workplace very stressful?Dana: No, everyone's pretty relaxed. We're constantly making fun of one another.Playboy: What do they tease you about?Dana: There are things. It's a male-dominated environment, so you get the usual "that's what she said" jokes.Playboy: That must be hard.Dana: Exactly.Playboy: Do you like a man in uniform?Dana: Absolutely. I watch them march every day.Playboy: What's the sexiest uniform? Army? Navy? Postal?Dana: Football! I like the tight pants. I have NFL season tickets. My girlfriend and I used to go just to check out the players, and somehow we started actually paying attention to the games. Now we are absolutely hooked.