For some people, getting out of bed is one of the hardest things on the planet. I know that I’m one of these people. Every morning is my own personal hell. It doesn’t matter if its 6:00am or 10:00am or 2:00pm, I’ve never been able to just wake up and get right up. I need at least a couple of minutes to open my eyes, get prepared for the day, toss and turn and regret staying up so late, then look at my phone to catch up on all the tweets and texts I’ve missed (that part taked about 3.2 seconds since there’s nothing).
I could only imagine how tough getting out of bed would be if one of these ladies were present, though. I don’t think I’d ever leave. I’d end up like the parents in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory; just bound to my bed forever and ever. And I wouldn’t have a single problem with that.