Wednesday is objectively the worst day of the week. Thursday is “Thirsty Thursday,” so there’s happy hours at bars. Friday is the beginning of the weekend, while Saturday and Sunday are the actual weekend. Monday is terrible, but there’s also Monday Night Football. Tuesday is the day when American voting is held. Wednesday doesn’t have jackshit. Except Hump Day. So let’s just enjoy that, starting with JoJo Babie.