Dating must be hard in Russia. The harsh climate requires women to wear year-round parkas. And judging entirely on Saturday morning cartoons, all Russians either actively plot world domination or kill bears for breakfast (or in the case of Vladimir Putin, both). So it’s no wonder so many women resort to online dating. However, it seems a lot of them don’t understand that they’re supposed to present themselves in the best light possible. Unless this is the best light possible, in which case be glad you ended up on the winning side of the Cold War.