Playboy: A three-story bar in State College, Pennsylvania. Who would have thought?
Laila: We have to pack all the thirsty Penn State students in here at the Mezzanine.
Playboy: You need a place this big to employ all these beautiful bartenders.
Laila: I like to think we have the hottest girls in State College.
Playboy: You dress amazingly.
Laila: When you have great natural breasts like these and dress revealingly, it helps with the tips.
Playboy: They’re certainly not an occupational hazard.
Laila: Once I was shaking a cocktail and the top of the shaker flew off. The drink went into my contacts and all over my tits. I had sticky boobs the rest of the night.
Playboy: What else should we know about you?
Laila: Well, I’m a crazy cat lady, I can’t dance, and I hate to brag, but I’m on a full academic scholarship to Penn State.
Playboy: What do you study?
Laila: Film. I’ve also studied women in the media. After I researched Josephine Baker, I thought more people should know about her, so I created a drink in her honor. Here are a couple of Josie Bs coming up.
Fill a pint glass with ice. Add:
1½ oz. Bacardi Dragon Berry
1½ oz. Apple Pucker
1½ oz. Watermelon Pucker
Fill with Sierra Mist.
Top with splash of cranberry.