As if vacationing on the island of Tahiti in French Polynesia isn’t already remote enough from the rest of the world, you can now chill there in your own exclusive, private resort. Seriously — you and your crew are the only people getting weird on this Tahitian island. The insanely beautiful Motu Teta is the all-inclusive resort island in Rangiroa that makes it happen. Its villas and bungalows come complete with a private chef, excursion guide, maid and all the food and booze you could ask for. And after seeing the pictures, I would gladly be okay being stranded (and alone) for a long time in a Tahitian bungalow.