No one likes fjords. It’s like, be a bay or be the ocean, but don’t try to have it both ways, you stupid idiots.
They’re also impractical. You’re sailing, you enter a fjord, then what? Land. Dead end. Waste of time and food. If you’re the captain, you’re now one day closer to mutiny. Great job, fjord.
We can all agree that fjords are awful. These are the most awful fjords in the world.
By: Joe Donatelli