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Bethanie
Badertscher

Birthplace:
Boston, MA
H:
5' 7"
W:
112 lbs
34C-24-35
Playboy: Are the Red Sox on? 
Bethanie: You’re at Whiskey’s in Boston’s Back Bay—the Sox are on every TV. 

Playboy: Of course. We were fixated on you and your Daisy Dukes. 
Bethanie: That happens. Did you work your way up to my Sox shirt yet? 

Playboy: Indeed. What does your tattoo signify? [Bethanie has a puzzle-piece tattoo on her belly.] 
Bethanie: The simple answer: I’m complicated. 

Playboy: How so? 
Bethanie: I’m a girlie girl who loves shopping and hanging out by the pool, but I also love playing MMORPG, and I’m bartending to put myself through college. I’m studying computer science. 

Playboy: And the complicated answer? 
Bethanie: I’m always exploring. I go through life looking for the missing piece. 

Playboy: Like the Sox front office. How do you enjoy dealing with Boston fans? 
Bethanie: They are much less obnoxious than Yankees fans. 

Playboy: Nice. What do you suggest we watch the game with? 
Bethanie: A green monstah. It’s like a Long Island iced tea, but it’s green. 

GREEN MONSTAH 
¼ ounce each of vodka, gin, rum and tequila 
½ ounce of Midori 
Splash of sour mix 
Splash of 7Up 

Pour over ice in a rocks glass every time Big Papi gets to the plate.
  • July 15, 2010
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