School: Oregon State University
Major: Pre-Nursing
Laura is a very serious student, spending most of these days prepping for finals. “I’m living in the library right now,” she says, “but I took a break from studying on my birthday to make cupcakes for all my good guy friends in the Kappa Sigma fraternity.” She’ll need to transfer from Oregon State to another college to complete her nursing degree and will miss taking “notorious” courses like the human sexuality class she passed last semester. “My instructor pantomimed performing oral sex on a woman once,” she says. “The instructor is also a woman, so it was just as hilarious as it was sexy.” As the new girl on campus, Laura will be on the lookout for intellectually stimulating guys. “It’s an absolute must that he’s not a complete idiot,” she says. “It also helps if he’s attractive and muscular. The gym is always a good place to meet those kinds of men.”
