As anyone who saw the effects of gravity on Nicolette Sheridan's towel in the infamous Monday Night Football promo knows, the runaway success of ABC's Desperate Housewives is due to more than just its loyal female fan base. Watching sex bomb Eva Longoria sharing a bubble bath with her yard boy got us reminiscing about our own youthful conquests of hot housewives, soccer moms, lusty divorcees and friends' mothers. When we asked our users for their best stories, we were overwhelmed by the thousands of aspiring Ashton Kutchers from around the world who wrote in. Here's a sampling of those amazing tales.
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