The Scene: "Stillwater's a small town, and we're an extremely social campus. There are college kids everywhere you turn. When you go get gas? College kids. When you go to Wal-Mart? College kids. So as far as dating, you don't have to look far, because 50 percent of this town is in college."
Open House: "There are literally hundreds of people at our house parties. Especially back-to-school bashes; they're huge. You'll see 300 people in somebody's front yard. We drive around looking for parties, because you don't have to be invited to go to an OSU party."
Where To Get Laid: "Lake Carl Blackwell. It's a good-sized lake about 10 minutes away from campus. I've heard about girls dancing on tables, stripping, getting drunk there. Girls go and study there in their bikinis. A girl can sunbathe topless there during the day and party at night."
Ride 'em, Cowboys: "Freshmen and sophomores definitely see the most action, but I think they also try a lot harder than the rest of us. The older students are more chill. Don't get me wrong, people go home with each other, but we're way past the 'Show me your tits! Let's do a keg stand!' phase of our lives."
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