Miss November 1985
Pamela Saunders

Now here's an interesting reversal of roles: Pamela's pouring a cowboy hat full of cold water on herself, when that's exactly what every guy who's looking at this photo probably needs to do right now. And the bottom tan lines perfectly conform to her patch. Very nice!

Miss July 1990
Jacqueline Sheen

Only one word comes to mind when describing these tan lines: majestic! Jacqueline lists "credit limits" among her turnoffs; we'd let her use our American Express card at will for an entire month if she promised to never sunbathe naked. Think she'd go for it?

Miss December 1994
Elisa Bridges

On her data sheet, Elisa says that a perfect day would include sunbathing in the nude. We're happy that she obviously had a few imperfect days leading up to her Playmate photo shoot. And needless to say, tan lines or not, she looks better in this bathing suit than Borat.

Miss March 1978
Christina Smith

What the hell is Christina doing? If she keeps this up, her glorious tan lines will go bye-bye! Fortunately, our photographer caught her in the nick of time, before her entire body became a beautiful shade of brown. Although that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.