Miss January 1969
Leslie Bianchini

On her data sheet, Leslie listed gardening as one of her turn-ons. If she tended to her flowers in nothing but a bra, or whatever she was wearing to give her these incredible tan lines, gardening would also be a turn-on to every heterosexual male in her neighborhood.

Miss November 1964
Kai Brendlinger

About the only thing that could distract us from Kai's incredible beehive hairdo would be a great white butt, which she most definitely possesses, thanks to some full-coverage bikini bottoms. Or maybe they were granny panties? With results like these, who cares?

Miss December 1991
Wendy Hamilton

Clearly, tan lines and bikini bottoms that went as high as possible over the hips in order to elongate the legs were still fashionable when this photo was taken. Not long afterward, all things '80s went out of style, which as this picture proves, is a damn shame.

Miss August 1967
DeDe Lind

The top tan line is so pristine that if it weren't for her nipple, you'd swear she was actually wearing the upper half of a white bikini. As for the bottom tan line, we're not sure why a 98-pound waif needs to sport something resembling a girdle, but we're not complaining!

Miss May 1969
Sally Sheffield

Sally loved being a Playmate "because it's a financially rewarding means to satisfy my exhibitionist tendencies!" Thankfully she wasn't a total exhibitionist, otherwise she probably wouldn't have had these utterly stunning full-cup string-bikini tan lines.