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AMBITIONS:
To make enough money to get the things my family deserves.
TURN-ONS:
The smell of shaving cream, a warm fire, massages, and a man you can kiss for hours.
TURNOFFS:
Insecurity, and men who think money can buy anything. They can't buy me!
FAVORITE APPLIANCES:
My molecular curler, my juicer and my back massager.
WHAT MEN DO BETTER THAN WOMEN:
Quote batting averages back to 1957.
Between my toes, in my belly button and in my bathing suit, of course.
PERSONAL PHOBIA:
Water with fish in it.
FAVORITE VIDEO:
Pretty Woman. That's my fantasy. I have every line memorized.
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