Amateurs
Andrea
English

Meet Amateur Andrea English, from Wheelersburg, a rural town in southern Ohio. She’s a platinum blonde with pale green eyes, arched brows and a Crawford-style beauty mark – big city looks, but she’s a small town girl, and she’ll never forget where she came from. “I love waking up to the sound of the lawnmower and the smell of fresh-cut grass,” she says, “and sitting on the front porch at night with a glass of mom’s lemonade, listening to the crickets in the bushes.” She works at a local tanning salon, and spends her free time going out with her friends – playing wingman for the guys and getting crazy with the girls. “One time we made out at a four-way intersection,” she says, laughing. “We lost count after a hundred honks.” Andrea was voted ‘Most Likely to Succeed’ in high school, and as far as she’s concerned, she still holds her title. “I was born to pose for Playboy,” she says. “I grew up in front of the camera. My mom was a beauty consultant, and she was always dressing me up, taking pictures and videos.” If you didn’t get a sense from her photos and videos, she’s a born performer, too – she did gymnastics as a kid, and made it all the way to the Junior Olympics. “I’m very flexible,” she says, suggestive. “I’m bisexual. I like guys and girls, and either way, they have to be well-endowed – above or below the belt.” She’s a fantasist, and her ideal first date would be a real Italian dinner with a tablecloth, candles and wine. “And room for dessert,” she jokes. “I have a very high sex drive. I couldn’t be with anybody whose sex drive was lower than mine – I could do it all day, every day.”