Coed Girls
Ophelia
Shalott

Playboy: What gets you excited about literature?
Ophelia: Just look at the thousands of romance poems written throughout the history of English literature. A lot of them are really naughty!

Playboy: Can you give us some examples?
Ophelia: Herrick's The Vine or Donne's To His Mistress Going To Bed immediately come to mind. And the action in John Milton's masterwork Paradise Lost hinges on Adam and Eve getting it on.

Playboy: We're suddenly inspired to do some reading.
Ophelia: You should! I think the only major sexier than English would be Sexology!