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10.13.08 4:51 PM CDT • Politics • Leopold Froehlich

There is an interesting article on Washington Post's "The Trail" about a McCain-Palin rally in Virginia:

"The crowd was so large, in fact, that some supporters standing far back from the stage began chanting 'Louder, louder!' midway through Palin's speech after she had paid homage to military veterans in the crowd. Palin, who assumed they were protesters, said in response to the chants, 'I hope those protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest.'"

Remember the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, pastor emeritus of Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ? Wright served two tours of duty as a Marine and sailor in the early 1960s. What became of his right to protest?

Palin's comment reminds me of Dr. Johnson's observation: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."



10.13.08 3:27 PM CDT • Girls • Playboy Staff

16purses.533span.jpgWe love women, but sometimes we are baffled. Thank goodness for intern Tiffany Frasier, who here answers the first of many questions that will demystify womankind. First up: why do most women (Tiffany included) carry a handbag the size of a gym duffel?

A woman’s purse is her portable lifeline. But when it comes to bags, the common questions in a man’s mind are “Why is it so large?” "Does she really need all of that stuff?” and “How come there is never any room for my stuff in there?” At long last, here is a guide to understanding the many essential—and by that I mean all—items we carry around in our purses, a.k.a. the Black Hole. Hopefully (especially if she asks you to purchase these items for her) you’ll come to an understanding that these are needed to keep her beautiful and sane.  

Smashbox Camera Ready Concealer  
Women want to make it through the day breathlessly beautiful with flawless skin close to perfection. A touchup is often required to keep guys’ heads turning, and the perfect makeup can get the job done. 

Pampers Clean n Go Wipes
From escalator rails, to germ-infested clients’ hands to even her computer keyboard, having swift access to hand wipes is crucial.

 

 

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10.13.08 11:03 AM CDT • Spot the Bunny • Chip Rowe

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“My hubby and I are fostering an adorable little Blue Heeler named Tex,” says Kim Cross of Chilcoot, California.  



10.13.08 9:47 AM CDT • Pop Culture • Scott Alexander

When we get to be Betty White's age we hope we still have half her balls. Witness this clip of her on Craig Ferguson's show in which calls Sarah Palin "one crazy bitch" and propositions Barack Obama all in the space of a minute and a half. We're going to go ahead and call this final proof that age is a state of mind.



10.10.08 2:08 PM CDT • Politics • Stephen Randall

sean_hannity.jpgI’m one of those Obama supporters who doubts that, when November 4th rolls around, I’ll actually be celebrating an Obama victory. It depresses me to think about it that way, which is why I’m taking pleasure in the here and now. Once again, Obama is up in the polls – quite handsomely in some – so I bask in this victory (probably the only one I’ll have) by listening to conservative talk radio and reading right-wing blogs. Nothing brings me more pleasure than listening to Sean Hannity become unhinged when he thinks McCain might lose. Sean really is a loathsome lunatic—he makes Bill O’Reilly seem semi-sane--and his flop sweat, while premature and most likely unnecessary, is both entertaining and full of amazing hatred. Try tuning into his radio show for 20 minutes or so and listen to the latest screed on the baby-killing, America-hating Obama (who, by the way, is the main cause of the economic downturn. That’s something you won’t read about in the Obamamania media!) The Drudge Report, too, is showing signs of panic. Despite recent years of responsible linkage, it has become such a McCain apologist that it’s much less useful as a source than it used to be, refusing, for instance, to link to polls unless they show a close horserace. PajamasMedia, another McCain-ish website, recently had my favorite piece of writing: “Democrats are in a state of high anxiety with the unexpected spinach eaten by John ‘Popeye the Sailor’ McCain out of a can shaped like Alaska.” (Yes, someone wrote that!) My favorite conservative, though, is Dennis Miller, a comedian whose fall from stardom is so severe that his bitterness knows no bounds. His nightly radio show is worth listening to because he’s so reluctant and sad about being on the air at all—as if he’s embarrassed that he’s mismanaged his career so badly that this is the best gig he can land. He’s also a bit of a half-hearted conservative. Tune him and hear him cringe when his callers—typical right-leaning radio fans—use the term “god-fearing” (which they do a lot). “I don’t want to be afraid of my god,” he blurted out to one. “I want to think my god likes me.”

Once Obama loses, I’ll stop paying attention to the conservatives. Then I immerse myself in the anger and bitterness of the Daily Kos and Huffington Post. But it won’t be nearly as much fun.


10.10.08 11:00 AM CDT • Pop Culture • Robert DeSalvo

FreddyGirls-WEB.jpgOne, two, Freddy’s coming for you.” Or, as was the case this past Friday at Universal Studios in Hollywood, three Freddy Girls (pictured) greeted guests for the Sixth Annual Eyegore Horror Awards. Corey Feldman served as master of ceremonies for the sinister soiree that honored such fan favorites as Tobe Hooper (director of Poltergeist and the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), original Leatherface Gunnar Hansen, director Roger Corman, sexy Dexter and Saw V actress Julie Benz, and many others.

The event officially kicked off Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights, one of the most imaginative Halloween celebrations in the country. Not only is a Terror Tram set up to take visitors to a haunted maze outside the actual Psycho Bates Motel and house, the entire park is shrouded in fog as familiar characters like Freddy, Jason and Leatherface jump out at unsuspecting guests who enjoy the park’s usual high-concept attractions. 

What puts this celebration a cut above the usual haunted house you’d find in any American town are the elaborate mazes dedicated to live reenactments of horrific scenes from movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the more recent The Strangers. It’s all decidedly R-rated, which is great for horror fans who like their Halloween entertainment to involve adult-geared thrills a little more intense than passing out Kit Kats to kiddies. If you want to get your ghoul on, you can still scare up tickets to Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights every weekend from now until Halloween in both Hollywood and Orlando, Florida.  



10.10.08 10:25 AM CDT • Books • Chip Rowe

humanponycover.jpgRebecca Wilcox is the author of The Human Pony: A Guide for Owners, Trainers and Admirers (Greenery Press).

PLAYBOY: How did you get started in pony play?
WILCOX: In 2001 I had been searching online for information about horses – unlike many pony players, I actually have an equestrian background, with a specialty in basic English seat and dressage – and came across a human pony site and burst out laughing. But a few years later, after I gotten into BDSM, I met some players and learned this lifestyle had been around forever. I’ve read that a Spanish king had his corsets dress as ponies and there’s a wood cutting of Aristotle being ridden.

PLAYBOY: What was your first pony experience?
WILCOX: Because the only experience I had was with bioequine, or genetic, horses, I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want to be a human pony. But my partner presented me with some gear and we started exploring. He and I bought some brushes and did tactile play and had a wonderful time.
 

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10.10.08 9:00 AM CDT • Pop Culture • Playboy Staff

playboy%20bandit.jpgAmerica’s Most Wanted, meet Project Getaway. The FBI is searching for a gunman they’ve dubbed The Playboy Bandit. The flashy felon wore a hat emblazoned with Playboy’s signature Rabbit Head logo when he held up an Alsip, Illinois bank on September 11. We might not know his identity, but we do know our beefy bank robber is not wearing authentic Playboy apparel. Here he wears a blue knock-off of Playboy’s classic black fitted baseball cap. The real thing is a 98% cotton/2% Spandex flex-fit cap with a tone-on-tone white Rabbit Head on the front. One size stretches to fit most. It’s $29 in the Playboy Store.

--Rob Walton 



10.10.08 7:00 AM CDT • Spot the Bunny • Chip Rowe

spotbunnycactus.jpgJosh Morrison of Phoenix found a second cactus resembling the Rabbit Head. See the first here

Which is better?  



10.09.08 1:00 PM CDT • Between the Lines • Amy Grace Loyd

abercrombiefierce.jpgA friend of mine recently sent news of a Florida man whose dog Jake was attacked by a shark. According to the clip, the 14-pound rat terrier swam along the picturesque cove as he often did, bobbing along pleasantly, when suddenly he was yanked down and out of sight. Greg LeNoir, the dog's owner, did not stand by and watch. He swam out to the shark, a five-footer, and struck it with both fists as hard as he could. He said it was like ramming cement. The shark released the dog and took off. Apart from a few puncture marks, the dog was in one piece.
 
How often do you hear about a man besting a shark one on one? Not often and so the story has been simmering in me all week since I heard it. It's been remedy to the countless ways helplessness can encroach on and break down a body, especially now when the great American investment banks are freshly in ruins, when Wall Street has been pronounced dead, when the presidential candidates (one in particular) have mud rather than hope on offer, when two wars begun by the US seem to have no end or no real opportunity for persuasive or lasting success, whatever your definition of success.

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