
I’m one of those Obama supporters who doubts that, when November 4th rolls around, I’ll actually be celebrating an Obama victory. It depresses me to think about it that way, which is why I’m taking pleasure in the here and now. Once again, Obama is up in the polls – quite handsomely in some – so I bask in this victory (probably the only one I’ll have) by listening to conservative talk radio and reading right-wing blogs. Nothing brings me more pleasure than listening to
Sean Hannity become unhinged when he thinks McCain might lose. Sean really is a loathsome lunatic—he makes Bill O’Reilly seem semi-sane--and his flop sweat, while premature and most likely unnecessary, is both entertaining and full of amazing hatred. Try tuning into his radio show for 20 minutes or so and listen to the latest screed on the baby-killing, America-hating Obama (who, by the way, is the main cause of the economic downturn. That’s something you won’t read about in the Obamamania media!)
The Drudge Report, too, is showing signs of panic. Despite recent years of responsible linkage, it has become such a McCain apologist that it’s much less useful as a source than it used to be, refusing, for instance, to link to polls unless they show a close horserace.
PajamasMedia, another McCain-ish website, recently had
my favorite piece of writing: “Democrats are in a state of high anxiety with the unexpected spinach eaten by John ‘Popeye the Sailor’ McCain out of a can shaped like Alaska.” (Yes, someone wrote that!) My favorite conservative, though, is
Dennis Miller, a comedian whose fall from stardom is so severe that his bitterness knows no bounds. His nightly radio show is worth listening to because he’s so reluctant and sad about being on the air at all—as if he’s embarrassed that he’s mismanaged his career so badly that this is the best gig he can land. He’s also a bit of a half-hearted conservative. Tune him and hear him cringe when his callers—typical right-leaning radio fans—use the term “god-fearing” (which they do a lot). “I don’t want to be afraid of my god,” he blurted out to one. “I want to think my god likes me.”
Once Obama loses, I’ll stop paying attention to the conservatives. Then I immerse myself in the anger and bitterness of the Daily Kos and Huffington Post. But it won’t be nearly as much fun.