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Which is Worse: the Republican National Convention or the Apocalypse?

Which is Worse: the Republican National Convention or the Apocalypse?

It’s convention time, or as it is being branded this election cycle, Trump’s Folly. So far, the event has been a few acrobats short of a bona fide traveling carnival, complete with occasional breakdowns and attendee heckling. The apocalypse has to be coming soon, right? It remains to be seen. We’ll take a look at two of the worst events that can ever devastate a society from eight critical points, and determine once and for all which is the greater danger, the RNC or the Apocalypse. Whichever wins more points will devastate the world as we know it…unless of course, it ends up being both. MUSIC Instead of the cries of mortals and an infinite chorus of “O Fortuna!”, the last sound you hear at the RNC is Tiffany Trump’s electro-pop masterpiece “Like a Bird.” POINT: The Republican National Convention. I can’t understand a word in this song, but I can’t help but respect the hell out of any teenager who takes advantage of her family’s riches to produce a Nellie Furtado…

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