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How to Pass for a Canadian if Trump Wins

How to Pass for a Canadian if Trump Wins

We all laughed when that angry yam announced it was going to run for president. Who could blame us? The Republican Party hadn’t had a yamdidate since 1822, and every respected political pundit swore it would never happen again. Well, those nerds were wrong. The angry yam is heating up, and nobody poked it with a fork to vent the steam. Things are about to get messy, and moving to Canada might be the only choice you have left if you refuse to be white and/or wealthy. Here are a few tips from a certified Canadian citizen to help you blend in if you need to make a break for it. FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT GUNS In Canada, firearms don’t have the same kind of sex appeal as they do down south. We won our independence by doing paperwork. If you want to pass for ‘nadian, you need to pretend you’ve never even seen a gun. Don’t say the phrases: “shoot the breeze,” “pull the trigger,” or “I want to use a gun for shooting another human.” If anyone asks, the sound a gun makes is “womp?” If…

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