The best way to create for-your-eyes-only photos is a digital camera. It allows you to snap the photos, then load the shots directly to your computer, where you can view and print them. Otherwise, send your film to mail-order labs that guarantee your privacy. These labs will process and return any negatives and prints that don't depict illegal activities (read: child porn and bestiality). One Nevada film lab, Delilah's, processed adult images for years. While everything from public nudity to transvestite fashions to hard-core sex scenes passed through her machines, she said the most common images are women spreading their legs or men getting blow jobs (the guys snaps the shot from above). "I imagine a lot of people get these photos back and wonder 'What do I do with this?' " Delilah says. She suggests shooting for something more subtle or graceful, or at least picking up the dirty clothes in the background. For a list of firms that promise confidential developing of adult images, visit Yahoo.com.