In a poll that included 334 students on PlayboyU, our new college networking site, we found that:

percent of students own porn.

percent of collegians know a student who has slept with a professor or TA.

percent of female students admit to not always using a condom during intercourse.

percent of female students are normally sober when they have sex.

percent of male and 25 percent of female students were virgins when they began college.

percent of students who have gone on spring break have had a one-night stand there.

percent of female and 21 percent of male students have had a threesome.

percent of female students have bared their body for a camera phone.

percent of students have been filmed having sex.

percent of female students believe they will find their future spouse at school, compared with 42 percent of males who think they'll find their partner on campus.

Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman, the editors of Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang, share some of their favorite campus cant.

The uncanny ability of a guy to know when a hot girl has set foot anywhere on the hall.

A girl who is obsessed with getting it on with athletes.

Thinking intensely about waxing it with a really hot girl when you're in class.

Traditional times throughout the year when students execute simultaneous breakups. Some common mass dumpings are the Turkey Dump (before Thanksgiving break), the Spring Cleaning (before spring break) and the Hat Toss (right after graduation).

When someone is forced to sleep outside his or her room because a roommate wants to get busy with a partner.

Like the infamous post-one-night-stand walk of shame across campus but slower, to ensure bragging rights are received. Reserved almost exclusively for dudes.