Morganna, baseball's Kissing Bandit, got Playboy's vote for MVP back in June 1983.
Morganna Roberts and her 60D breasts ran onto baseball diamonds and other fields of play from the 1970s through the 1990s. Some of the players she smooched included Nolan Ryan, Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, George Brett, Steve Garvey, and Cal Ripken, Jr. She also crashed the court during NBA games and planted one on a number of players, including Kareem Abdul-Jabar. She was arrested on dozens of occasions for the heinous crime of making mundane sporting events memorable.
ESPN featured Morganna the Kissing Bandit in E:60 Presents: Morganna, The Kissing Bandit. ESPN hyped its special thusly:
"Everyone knew her name. For three decades — long before reality television churned out celebrities or social media taught us the meaning of ‘going viral’ — a voluptuous blond known simply as 'Morganna' ran through our national conscience. It started with a light-hearted moment in the summer of 1969 — Morganna jumping from the stands, and sprinting across the field to kiss Cincinnati Reds star Pete Rose.
"And it grew into the legend of the 'Kissing Bandit,' the woman who would appear unannounced at major sporting events to steal a peck from superstars such as Nolan Ryan, George Brett, Don Mattingly, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Frank Layden, Charles Barkley, and dozens more. Morganna kissed them all. Talk shows, games shows, Hollywood cameos…Morganna showed up in all of them. And then, without a word of explanation, she was gone – until now."
Regular-season sports were way more fun with Morganna.