FLORIDA vs. FLORIDA STATE
Rob M.
Clearwater, Florida

I had been dating this girl Kelly at college for about three months before Thanksgiving break. Kelly went to Florida and I went to Florida State, two schools that share one of the greatest rivalries in college football today. Both of us are avid fans of our respective teams, and throughout our relationship we loved to torment each other when either of our teams was losing. Kelly and I always had an extremely strong sex life, which I attribute to her uninhibited appetite for anything in the bedroom. Luckily, our hometowns were next to each other, so when we went home for Thanksgiving break that November, I knew I would be eating more than just turkey over the weekend.

On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, my parents had about 30 people (including Kelly's parents) over to watch the Florida-Florida State game. Kelly and I hadn't touched each other all week long because our families were always around. By the third quarter Kelly was really into the drama of the game, but I knew my Seminoles had the game won. All I could concentrate on was getting that ugly orange Florida Gators tank top off of Kelly's firm 36 C's. I whispered, "How about I give you a tour of upstairs?" in her ear, she agreed, and we made it as far as my parents' room at the top of the stairs.

In my parents' room there's a sitting area with a television. We turned on the TV and instantly started making out. The door to the room was wide open with 30 people, including Kelly's parents, just a few yards away. Neither of us could tolerate just making out, and by the fourth quarter I had bent Kelly over the back of my parents' couch. The sex was amazing; she was moaning, I was grunting and we were both watching the football game. I thought sex couldn't get any better than this...and then I had an idea.

Every football fan dreams of having a rival fan admit their team sucks and your team is the best. So I cried out, "Whose team is winning, Kelly?"

She answered, "Florida State!"

Then I said, "Whose team sucks?"

She answered, "My team, the University of Florida!"

I couldn't believe I got her to admit it, but the sex was just that damn good! I don't know if the sex was great because my team won, because Kelly admitted the Gators suck, or because we could have been caught at any moment. I do know that Santa came a few weeks early for me that year.