CLEMSON vs. FLORIDA
Bill G.
Los Angeles, California

While I was attending Clemson, I lived in Florida for a summer and was paired up with a roommate from South Carolina who attended the University of Florida. When we got back to South Carolina we stayed friends.

The first game between both schools after we got back was held at Clemson. He and a couple friends came up, including a female, who I ended up hooking up with. Of course, we went out for beers at a bar and then came back and drank at home. We were all hammered, but had to be up and at the game by noon.

After a night of wild sex with my buddy's female friend (in a dorm room twin bed no less!), I woke up first. I was still buzzed and had a great idea; I should "decorate" her. I got orange and purple paint and went to work. I made it as far as painting a big "C" on her face, stuck tiger paw stickers all over her cheeks -- not the ones on her face -- and got part of the way through painting paws on her chest and breasts before she woke up.

Needless to say, it wouldn't all come off in the short time we had to get ready. She came out with a towel around her and, to her surprise, there were about 10 other people in the room. Clemson lost that game, but I won!