I was registering for classes, when I caught a whiff of my favorite cologne. I looked up, and there he was -- a real hottie. He looked at my registration paper and said, "Hey, you'll be in my math class." I replied, "That's cool. Maybe we can be study partners." He smiled, then told me that he was going to be teaching the class. I replied slyly, "That's cool. Maybe we can be study partners." He stood there for a second -- not knowing what to say -- then said, "See you in class."

When I walked into the class, he smiled at me and I smiled back. I was sure we would be hooking up soon, but weeks went by and nothing happened. Then one day, he asked me to stay after class. I thought he was going to tell me that we couldn't date. He did just the opposite. I was so excited that I walked over to his desk and unbuttoned my shirt. We did it right there on his desk. We started dating for awhile, but the attraction quickly wore off. My fantasy of having a fling with a professor had been fulfilled.