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20Q Peter Dinklage
  • May 02, 2013 : 22:05
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Q1

Playboy: You play Tyrion Lannister, a major character on the HBO series Game of Thrones, a show that kills off major characters all the time. Are you worried about your job?

Dinklage: I don't think Tyrion is going anywhere. He once said that he'd like to die "in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." I like to think that was a premonition. That's how he's going to go. He's a survivor. But you're right; it's amazing how many major characters get killed this season. People who have read all the George R.R. Martin books that the show is based on tell me Tyrion's still alive. We're only on season three and there are five books. Tyrion hasn't been killed yet, so I feel pretty secure.

Q2

Playboy: Do you feel like a badass when you're swinging around a sword, or is it just awkward and weird?

Dinklage: There's a scene in the show when I chop a man's leg off from behind. The gentleman was probably about 70 years old. They filmed him from the back, so you don't see how old he is. Also he's an amputee. He had one leg, so basically I just knocked out the fake leg. I had a big dull sword, and I knocked a wooden leg off an amputee who was 70 years old. So to answer your question, no, I don't feel like a badass. The fight scenes are all a big lie. The whole time, you're trying not to get hit in the eye with a sword, and you wish you had on a welding helmet.

Q3

Playboy: When you won an Emmy, the announcer said that Game of Thrones is "filmed on location in Awesome Land." Tell us more about this magical place called Awesome Land.

Dinklage: It's in Northern Ireland. And Croatia, Morocco and Iceland, but mostly Northern Ireland. We shoot in a studio in Ireland where the Titanic was built. Not the movie but the ship that sank. That can't be a good omen, can it? I love being over there. It's like getting paid to be a tourist. Not that we have a choice. You can't shoot a show like this in New Jersey.

Q4

Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?

Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.

Q5

Playboy: You are aware that you're a sex symbol, right? Some might even call you a DwILF.

Dinklage: DwILF, as in Dwarf I'd Like to Fuck? That's very clever. Honestly, I think there's an irony in all of this. I take it with a grain of salt. They'll say, "Oh, he's sexy," but women still go for guys who are six-foot-two. It's nice that people are thinking outside the box, but I don't believe any of it for a minute.

Q6

Playboy: We notice you have a few scars. Do any of them have interesting stories?

Dinklage: I have a pretty big scar that runs from my neck to my eyebrow. I was in a band called Whizzy for many years in New York. We were this punk-funk-rap band. We played a show at CBGB, and I was jumping around onstage and got accidentally kneed in the temple. I was like Sid Vicious, just bleeding all over the stage. Blood was going everywhere. I just grabbed a dirty bar napkin and dabbed my head and went on with the show. We didn't care much at the time about personal safety. We were smoking and drinking during our shows, and one time my bass player fell off the back of his amp because he passed out. It was one of those bands.

Q7

Playboy: Have you stolen anything from a movie or TV set, such as your armor from Game of Thrones?

Dinklage: I wouldn't want it. We've all been hurt from the armor so much more than saved by it. It really hurts. If you fall over while wearing that armor, you could get your throat slashed. We had a guy fall off the back of a horse, and if he hadn't been wearing the armor, he would've been fine. But because he was covered from head to toe, he got banged up. It nearly killed him. That stuff is dangerous.

Q8

Playboy: During your Golden Globes acceptance speech, you mentioned Martin Henderson, who was partially paralyzed during a dwarf-tossing attack in Britain. Did you ever hear from him?

Dinklage: No. And he doesn't need to call me. It's fine. The whole thing was spontaneous. The morning of the awards my wife and I were having coffee, and she saw a story about him on the internet. She's the one who told me, "You should say something." And I was like, "No, no, I don't want to be one of those actors with their political causes." But the world is kind of fucked-up, and sometimes you have to put a Band-Aid on the broken leg. My friends were less concerned with what I said than that I apparently brushed off Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on my way to the stage. When you're in that moment and you're about to accept an award and you have no idea what you're going to say, you don't notice that Brad and Angelina are reaching out to say hello. All I saw was a sea of people I needed to get through. Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing. They only care about "Dude, you dissed Brangelina."

Q9

Playboy: You're developing a biopic of the Fantasy Island actor Hervé Villechaize, in which you'll likely star. Other than being a dwarf, what do you have in common with Villechaize?

Dinklage: I guess not much. We're very different personalities. He had a desire that was definitely thwarted by the world, but I'm fascinated by him. He was quite outrageous. My friend the movie director Sacha Gervasi has been working on the script for a while, basing it on an interview with Hervé he did when he was a journalist. A magazine hired him to do a puff piece, but they ended up talking for hours. At one point Hervé pulled a knife on Sacha. He was like a pirate, an incredible character. Hervé killed himself about a week later, so Sacha realized the interview was actually a suicide note. It's a terribly sad tale, but there's something fun about getting into the skin of a guy like that, pretending to be him for a few months.

Q10

Playboy: Villechaize preferred to be called a midget. Do you consider the word offensive?

Dinklage: It's like the N word among short-statured people. The etymology of the word is not good, but some of us have made it our own. We add an e with an accent at the end, so now it's midgeté—sort of a French version. I have a friend—not a dwarf—who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne that he calls Midgeté Midgeté. He gave me a bottle as a gift. I was thinking, We should totally put this on the market. You know how Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé have signature perfumes and make a mint? I'm thinking this cologne could be my ticket to fortune. When this Game of Thrones thing winds down, Midgeté Midgeté could be my next thing.

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2 comments

  • Phoebe
    Phoebe
    Even when I was a preteen drooling little girl I never drooled over actors nor wrote them fan letters - nor did I write actors names on my books with little hearts around them as my friend did. But I think if Peter had been around 50 years ago I just might have drooled over him. Fuck his height, the man makes you forget all about that; he is just pure sex appeal, not to mention one of the best actors in the last 50 years. I'm very picky about acting talent; I have a huge list of "don't likes" and Peter has yet to do any of them. He makes you forget he is acting; a sign of genius. Game of Thrones is a great show mainly because of him; someone should write a movie that is totally based on his character. I loved the wedding scene when he told Joffrey he'd have to fuck his wife with a wooden cock; his face told a story all in itself - at that moment he made you believe he really hated Joffrey, that they didn't exist in the real world only in the world of Game of Thrones. Peter is a hell of an actor.
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