America's Best Strip Clubs

By Staff

The four strip clubs in America that always keeps us coming back for more.

Since we’re intrepid travelers, we do have our favorite strip joints when we visit towns across America. Here are the places that keep us coming back for more.

Sam’s Hofbrau

If you feel like you’re experiencing déjà vu when you step inside Sam’s Hofbrau, you are. Legend has it that Quentin Tarantino loved the ambiance of the club so much, he wrote it into his film Jackie Brown and used it again to shoot a scene in Kill Bill: Volume 2. With friendly and gorgeous girls dancing both day and night, some of the friendliest bouncers and bartenders we’ve ever come across and one of the greatest-stocked bars, it’s no surprise that the parking lot is constantly packed.

You may not be able to see fully nude girls at Sam’s Hofbrau due to current L.A. laws which forbid establishments from serving alcohol if girls are completely bare, but their 50-plus beer menu and breathtaking dancers who without a doubt rank in our top 10 sexiest pole dancing shows we’ve ever seen will keep you content with what you’re paying for. Lap dances are around $10 per song and we’ve been told that from Thursday to Saturday things get pretty rowdy, so if you’re hoping to score a seat, you better get there before 10.

Penthouse Executive Club

The American dream is alive and well at the Penthouse Executive Club in New York City. Home of the coveted Robert’s Steakhouse, a two-story atrium designed for a full frontal view from any part of the club, three main-floor stages, champagne lounges and two additional stages suspended 20 feet above the floor, you can understand why this club is our go-to spot when we’re in the Big Apple.

And, of course, with sophistication and classy décor comes outrageously stunning women. As if they’ve stepped out of a magazine and into your life, these women are here to spoil you rotten and treat you the way you know you should be treated: like a king! Not only will this place leave you feeling like you’ve died and gone to heaven, the entertainers at the club also teach striptease lessons for women on Saturdays and Mondays. Group lessons are $25 an hour and one-on-one private lessons run for about $100 an hour. We suggest bringing your girlfriend in for a lesson on a Saturday while you scope the place out and have her show you what she’s learned later that night.

Rick’s Cabaret

You may be overwhelmed by your choice of strip clubs on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, but if you are looking for a guaranteed good time, head on down to Rick’s Cabaret. Most places you will find on Bourbon Street are holes-in-the-wall, which is great for some nights, but Rick’s newly renovated “18,000-square-foot, three-story oasis” is a breath of fresh air from the debauchery that is happening outside.

Grab a drink from the bar—if it’s happy hour you’ll be pleased with their prices—and sit front row center because you won’t want to miss the most beautiful dancers in all of New Orleans doing their thing just for you. Rick’s girls are definitely the best performers we encountered when we were strolling the French Quarter, and they all have the assets to back that claim up.

Brad’s Brass Flamingo

Touting that they have the most beautiful women in all of Indiana and the finest private lap dances that go for a surprisingly low rate of $10, it’s hard to not be a little in love with Brad’s Brass Flamingo. Equipped with 12 TVs, a 50-inch plasma to watch the game, a full-service kitchen, a complimentary buffet for patrons from four to six P.M., a variety of fine cigars, over 40 different beers and a wide selection of any other liquor you can imagine in their two fully stocked bars, it’s hard not to blow all of your money at Brad’s.

As for the girls, well, it’s no surprise why Brad’s Brass Flamingo has been voted the best lap dance in town. Most nights two to three girls are dancing at one time, performing amazing pole tricks and flaunting their outrageously fit bodies. This place is what strip clubs aspire to be!

Crazy Horse

Winning the 11th and 12th annual Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Award for club of the year, and voted America’s number one gentleman’s club, it’s no surprise why Crazy Horse is a strip club staple in San Francisco. You may not be able to drink in here, but the fully nude dancers and the wicked adult star roster will leave you drunk with pleasure.


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