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#AskPlayboy: Jenny Mollen on Sex Toys
  • December 19, 2012 : 07:12
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Q: My wife may think she’s sneaky, but I know where she keeps her vibrator and dildo. A word of caution to the ladies: random satin bags in the night stand will not keep husbands at bay. I just don’t understand why she hasn’t whipped these things out while we’re spending 15-20 minutes on foreplay though; they’re literally an arm reach away. I don’t want to overstep a boundary by blowing her cover, but I really like the idea of introducing her toys into our foreplay. And please don’t say to surprise her with a vibrating cock ring, that shit just scares me.

A: I really doubt your woman is trying to hide her sex toys from you. When I want to hide something from my husband, I don’t leave it in my nightstand; I hide it in my offshore safety deposit box. She’s probably just keeping that shit discreet so as not to make you insecure. A sizeable dildo has the potential to make even a well-endowed man feel small. The reason I don’t typically whip out my vibrator while I’m with my husband is the same reason I don’t typically whip out another guy while I’m with my husband: it’s redundant! If you think it would be hot, however, tell her. Trust me, it’s no skin off her back. No matter how talented you are in the sack, YOU DON’T VIBRATE! Using a sex toy will likely cut your foreplay in half. But word of warning: the more you use a vibrator, the harder it gets to manually stimulate. So stock up on batteries, unless you wanna spend two hours eating her out.

Jenny Mollen is a writer, actress and all-around gorgeous sassy badass who lives in L.A. with her dog Teets and husband Jason Biggs. She writes about her life on TheSmokingJacket.com in her highly popular column What She Said. Follow her on Twitter at @JennyAndTeets and on Instagram at JennyAndTeets2.
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2 comments

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    and when sexy lady cuffs you its pretty
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous
    Jenny you are fucking amazing!!!
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