Cut the bullshit, it's time to man up. The Coquette is here to answer any questions you have, and the answers won't be sugarcoated or pretty.
Welcome to my latest experiment. I am the Coquette, and I've carved out this little corner in the hallowed halls of Playboy to spread around a thick layer of brutal truth on the current state of modern masculinity in the hopes that some of it sticks to the back of your eyeballs.
This column is about your American manhood — whether you're comfortable with it, still looking for it, or don't know what to do with it — I'm here to shoot you straight. There will be no bullshit. There will be no coddling. I'm not your mother, I'm not your girlfriend, and I'm sure as hell not here to sell you anything. I'm only here to give damned good advice, and maybe bust a few balls along the way.
We're gonna go deep, fellas. No topic is out of bounds. We'll be talking about everything from orgasm etiquette to existential crisis management. I'll do my level best to make you more appealing to whichever gender you're trying to fuck. I'll show you how even the beard shavings in your sink are linked to self-actualization. I'll get you to stop treating your life like it has a scoreboard, and I'll talk you down from the ledges of ignorance, narcissism, and general douchebaggery.
The real trick is that I won't be telling you how to be a man. Fuck that. I'd much rather tell you why to be a man. The world is already full of authority figures and corporate interests trying to shape your definition of a "real man." Almost all of them are full of shit, and I'll do what I can to help you spot their hidden agendas.
If I do my job right, you'll come away with a deeper understanding of contemporary sexuality, gender politics, and perhaps even your own identity. You'll learn that sharpening your critical thinking skills is the secret to developing your own personal style, and you'll start to recognize what parts of our culture are toxic in your pursuit of manhood.
Of course, this is all meant to be a conversation, so if you have something to say, I want to hear from you. Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet to @Playboy using the hash tag #AskPlayboy with whatever's on your mind.
Thanks for taking the time to actually read the articles, and be sure to come back every week. I promise, this is gonna be fun.
With love and respect,
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