A: I mean, I fucking hate you. You are a tit guy? What the fuck does that even mean? I want to know what you look like, and then I want to know why the fuck you even have someone who WANTS to spend Valentine’s day with you. You’ve always been open about what you like in a woman when it comes to physical qualities? BAHAHAHAH! I can’t even believe people like you are real. The fact that you are so hung up on what is happening with HER body tells me a few things. One: that you have a needle dick, two: that you hate yourself and live in constant fear of what others think, and three: that you are still searching for your father’s approval, which you probably will never get because I’m guessing he’s a chauvinistic fuck as well.
My advice is actually for the masochistic girl who’s even still listening to your mouth move: Your boyfriend is an asshole and you need to break up with him immediately if not sooner. He is projecting his bullshit neurosis onto you and it’s abusive. Let this idiot “sympathy fuck” his hand and move on with your life. PS: Try dating a black guy.
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Jenny Mollen is a writer, actress and all-around gorgeous sassy badass who lives in L.A. with her dog Teets and husband Jason Biggs. She writes about her life on TheSmokingJacket.com in her highly popular column What She Said. Follow her on Twitter at @JennyAndTeets and on Instagram at JennyAndTeets2.
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Anonymous wrote Jenny, baby... you are too amazing. 'nuff said.
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Anonymous wrote round of applause for this one!
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Anonymous wrote Never tell a BCup chic your a tit guy. Dumbass. KCCO Jenny. Yours are still cute.
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Anonymous wrote Done and done.
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Anonymous wrote I agree with most of what u say Jenny. As long as she's nice to me I really don't care what she looks like and I think this guy really needs to be pointed out everything that he has said. I don't agree with u advising her on dating a black guy. What does race have to do with anything. She should be dating a good guy who treats her right, and whether it's a black guy or not should not be a factor into it.
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Anonymous wrote Rage much?
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Anonymous wrote SHE BE OFF THE HOOK THY SAY
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Anonymous wrote YES JENNY!
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Anonymous wrote God save this queen ... Jenny :) wisdom !
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Anonymous wrote Why would you date someone you're not physically attracted to? I can only imagine how this twit would react if all of his physical faults and shortcomings were pointed out.
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Anonymous wrote lol, this was great!
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Anonymous wrote whooooah go Jenny! smash to the floor yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeah
