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Funniest Twitter Accounts to Follow
  • January 06, 2013 : 15:01
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Twitter is all about the one-liners, and these nine people have it down to a science. Here’s our list of the funniest Twitter accounts we just can’t get enough of lately.

Jenny Mollen - @JennyAndTeets

Followers: 85,114
Why: Not only is she a looker, Jenny’s insight on life is hilarious and candid and she has no problem with cutting the shit when it comes to pleasantries. (Read her #AskPlayboy column here)


Sarah Silverman - @SarahKSilverman

Followers: 3,813,578
Why: Whether she’s tweeting about controversial topics or farts, Sarah has a charm that’s unlike any other.


Jenny Johnson - @JennyJohnsonHi5

Why: The girl who got Chris Brown to delete his Twitter account. Everyone speaks their mind on Twitter, but Jenny says everything you wish you had the balls to say about today’s celebrities.


Moshe Kasher - @moshekasher

Why: We interviewed Moshe late last year about his book Kasher in the Rye: The True Tale of a White Boy from Oakland Who Became a Drug Addict, Criminal, Mental Patient, and Then Turned 16 and have been fans ever since.


Patton Oswalt - @PattonOswalt

Followers: 1,087,938
Why: He had some of the best tweets throughout the 2012 elections, always has a witty historical reference up his sleeve and has a knack for live-tweeting the most curious events like the Lifetime drama Liz & Dick starring our cover girl Lindsay Lohan.


Jose Canseco - @JoseCanseco

Followers: 486,427
Why: Did you know that Jose Canseco held a business meeting with himself this week on Twitter? Did you know that one of Jose Canseco’s New Year’s resolutions was to fight Shaq in an MMA cage match? These are two solid reasons why you need to be following him.


Not Sports Center - @NOTSportsCenter

Followers: 88,979
Why: It’s like The Onion for sports, only better.


Humblebrag - @Humblebrag

Followers: 262,173
Why: While this account is purely retweets, the humblebrags they find are hilarious. Run by the guys at Grantland, they round up the best brags of the month and have even gotten a book deal out of it.
Best (re)Tweet:


Modern Day Seinfeld - @SeinfeldToday

Followers: 307,457
Why: The only thing we’ve had that was even close to Seinfeld coming back was that one stint on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Some of the guys from Buzzfeed tweet new developments in the lives of our favorite characters.


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