Here's what to buy your wife, girlfriend and mistress without confusing matters (even more).
Your Girlfriend Previous Next Novah Kimono Your girlfriend doesn’t need lingerie to make her look beautiful; her impeccable body does enough work in her favor. Agent Provocateur sets the bar high for bedroom essentials, and we adore the idea of gifting our girlfriends with a simple classic silk kimono. Wouldn’t it look lovely on your bedroom floor? $990 Absolut Tune Pairing perfectly with her bubbly personality, Absolut Vodka has released a spangled fusion of their illustrious vodka with a crisp white sparkling wine. All it needs is a twist of lemon to bring out the fruity flavors of the New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc and your understanding that she may attempt to finish the bottle whole. $30 Gil Elvgren: The Complete Pin-Ups She’s not quite a sinner and not quite a saint. This collection of the iconic works of Gil Elvgren’s pin-ups makes for perfect primping material for your 21st century material girl. $15 Tory Burch: Flora Rosary Necklace Thou shalt not stray. Give your girlfriend a token of your devotion with this sweet floral rosary designed by Tory Burch. $225 French Lesson Panty Set These cheeky French lesson panties by Kiki de Montparnasse are trop sexy. The seven deliciously naughty phrases will keep you busy every day of the week. $495 Your Wife Previous Next The Grey Area: Personal Massager Set Be your wife’s personal Mr. Grey by gifting her this luxury set of her choice of personal massager and accessories based on the popular novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Better yet, take her by surprise and show her a thing or two about how good discipline can be. $205 Dom Pérignon: “David Lynch Edition” Oscar Wilde once said, “Pleasure without champagne is purely artificial,” a notion we wholeheartedly agree with. Film director David Lynch took it upon himself to recreate the iconic brand for a limited run of obscurely divine bottles of Dom Pérignon Vintage 2003, fit only for a woman as timeless as Lynch’s starlets. $170 The Art of Eric Stanton: For the Man Who Knows His Place Deep down, you know who wears the pants in this relationship. Let her revel in the fact that femmes fatales have been in charge with the artwork of pop culture guru Eric Stanton. $40 Diamants Légers De Cartier Eternal beauty calls for timeless jewelry. Think of it this way: for every karat in her necklace is another free ticket for trying something new in the bedroom. With this necklace you’ve solidified at least 18 new positions. $4725 H. Bloom Classic Collection Be the husband your wife’s friends are all jealous over for the rest of the year by subscribing her to a bouquet of flowers every month. $400-600 Your Mistress Previous Next My Tie Cuffs Meeting her for martinis at a hotel bar is one way to get your heart racing. Just think how fast you’ll get her upstairs knowing what her matching cuffs are really for. Keep her right where you want her with these gorgeous silk tie cuffs. $275 Hedonism: Compass Box Whisky Co. She’s the only one that understands your primal urges. Have the last laugh in bed over a glass of Hedonism Whisky. $103 Nobuyoshi Araki Bondage The art of bondage is extremely undervalued in our culture; you two should change that. Rope not included. $1000 Tiffany Knot Key Pendant She doesn’t like the whole “key to your heart” idea, but she loves Tiffany’s. Make her squirm with a gorgeous Tiffany 18 karat gold key pendant. $1050 3.1 Phillip Lim: 31 Minute Cosmetic Bag The best part about having a mistress is never seeing her without makeup on. Don’t let her slip up on her perfection. $350