HERE’S ONE of the better pickup lines I’ve heard at my bar, Legends, in Reading, Pennsylvania: “I’d like to buy you a drink. All I ask is that you drink it with me, and if we click, I’ll buy you another drink.”
PAYING FOR your first drink with big bills tells me you have a lot of cash on hand and you’re not afraid to spend it.
ONE NIGHT at work I thought I could stretch the tight shirt I was wearing by pulling it across my chest. But I pulled too hard and it ripped in half. My customers were so excited that they finally took their eyes off the game.