We’ve been together for over a year now, and I’ve got to be honest with you, it’s been amazing. You’ve been amazing. The whole experience. Ah-mazing. I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out how to say thank you to all of you, my readers, and I’ve decided the most appropriate way is to kick your butts all over the fantasy football field.
That’s right, sports fans, my fantasy football league is back, and this year is better than ever!
How is it better, you ask? Well for starters, this year we’ll be taking not one, not two, not three…but 11 fans along for the 17-week ride. And along with an absolutely spectacular grand prize (I wish I could tell you what it is, but I have been sworn to secrecy!) we’ll be giving out weekly prizes for the hotshot who thinks he can beat me. That’s right, if you’re matched up with me and you win (an unlikely scenario), you will be getting a little something extra for your troubles.
But that will never happen. I’m pretty much unstoppable. Unbeatable. I’ve already been watching game tape. I’m studying depth charts. I’m calling coaches. Yeah, that’s right: I’M HARRASSING COACHES ABOUT FANTASY FOOTBALL! I’m gonna be absolutely untouchable this year.
But that shouldn’t stop you from coming out and strutting your stuff; if you think you’ve got what it takes to take me down, bring it on. I’m ready for you. Here’s how to enter:
Over the next four weeks, I’ll be posting trivia questions on my Twitter account. All you have to do is answer by @reply on Twitter and you will be entered to win a spot in my fantasy league. Now let me be clear: this is not a first-come, first-served contest. All correct answers will have an equal chance of winning and only one entry per person will be accepted, so no need to go all crazy with a hundred million @replies. Winners will be chosen randomly from the correct answers to each trivia question and will be contacted with a league signup, password and draft date; if you don’t hear from me, it means you didn’t win. I’m a tough-but-fair kinda gal.
So if you’re not following me on Twitter yet, do it. If you are following me, stay tuned for this week’s trivia questions.