When I go out I usually get an amaretto sour or a Midori sour. My friends make fun of me for ordering “girlie drinks.” I don’t like beer, and I’ve sampled vodka, gin and whiskey and dislike them all. Is there a drink that’s not as strong as those but also not girlie?—W.B., St. Louis, Missouri
Drink what you like; your buddies will always find something to rib you about. But you should challenge your palate. There are so many great microbrews with such a variety of tastes, it’s hard to imagine you won’t find one to your liking. If a bar offers flights (samples of a handful of beers, usually from light to dark), start there. Another suggestion: a margarita in a rocks glass. Like your favorites, it’s sour but not too strong. A simple home recipe: Pour two parts 100 percent agave silver tequila, one part Cointreau and the juice of half a lime in a shaker with ice. Shake, pour over ice and garnish with a lime wheel. If it’s too strong, add a dash of water.
Which penis type do women prefer? I’m of average length and above-average girth and worry about it. I haven’t had any complaints, but what is the truth?—R.R., Bay City, Michigan
They prefer a penis attached to a guy who doesn’t worry about what type of penis they prefer. Girth is more important than length to stimulate the clitoris during intercourse, so you’re doing well in that department. But no competent lover relies on his erection alone. If she likes the entire package, she’ll like the one between your legs.
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