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<p>Find out what sexy things other Playboy.com users are searching for in real time.</p>


There’s more to keeping the Playboy.com engine running than our keen interest in the lives of beautiful women. Behind every article and gallery, every ad unit and image design, are cold facts and hard stats. In an effort to get a real-time feel for what the patrons of our site were looking for at any given moment, we uncovered something completely unexpected. Instead of unearthing trends in the making, we discovered that our audience search terms are wilder than anything we anticipated. Some of the queries are so bizarre, in fact, that we had to share them with you, as well as the mystifying photos those search terms yield, some of which we had forgotten existed. Until now.

In celebration of the start of an all new season of Inside Amy Schumer, which airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central, we offer you a peek inside your own dirty minds. Click the search terms for a better idea of what that looks like. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Playboy.com Live Search

        napping playmate
        the reptilian elite
        alien abduction fantasy
        booty bakery
        ultimate handjob
        rock hard
        unshaved
        stifler’s mom
        slide down my pole
        foreign terrain
        chocolate sauce
        wet hot american girls
        tasty babes
        lederhosen
        can’t be tamed
        smoke show
        saucy minx
        spread eagle
        naked bird of prey
        all american bald eagle
        classical beauty
        shocking nude photos
        warm milk
        voodoo sex queen
        beach bums
        disco revival
        dripping wet
        public indecency
        peeling the banana
        undressed to kill
        pure fresh clean
        sweet ’n sexy sacrifice
        dirty girls
        playmate takes a tumble
        extra padding
        never nudes of playboy
        toy shop
        easy rider
        hot piece of tail
        solid gold
        hot birds
        service with a smile
        ritualistic sex cult
        peepshow

        napping playmate
        the reptilian elite
        alien abduction fantasy
        booty bakery
        ultimate handjob
        rock hard
        unshaved
        stifler’s mom
        slide down my pole
        foreign terrain
        chocolate sauce
        wet hot american girls
        tasty babes
        lederhosen
        can’t be tamed
        smoke show
        saucy minx
        spread eagle
        naked bird of prey
        all american bald eagle
        classical beauty
        shocking nude photos
        warm milk
        voodoo sex queen
        beach bums
        disco revival
        dripping wet
        public indecency
        peeling the banana
        undressed to kill
        pure fresh clean
        sweet ’n sexy sacrifice
        dirty girls
        playmate takes a tumble
        extra padding
        never nudes of playboy
        toy shop
        easy rider
        hot piece of tail
        solid gold
        hot birds
        service with a smile
        ritualistic sex cult
        peepshow

        napping playmate
        the reptilian elite
        alien abduction fantasy
        booty bakery
        ultimate handjob
        rock hard
        unshaved
        stifler’s mom
        slide down my pole
        foreign terrain
        chocolate sauce
        wet hot american girls
        tasty babes
        lederhosen
        can’t be tamed
        smoke show
        saucy minx
        spread eagle
        naked bird of prey
        all american bald eagle
        classical beauty
        shocking nude photos
        warm milk
        voodoo sex queen
        beach bums
        disco revival
        dripping wet
        public indecency
        peeling the banana
        undressed to kill
        pure fresh clean
        sweet ’n sexy sacrifice
        dirty girls
        playmate takes a tumble
        extra padding
        never nudes of playboy
        toy shop
        easy rider
        hot piece of tail
        solid gold
        hot birds
        service with a smile
        ritualistic sex cult
        peepshow

        napping playmate
        the reptilian elite
        alien abduction fantasy
        booty bakery
        ultimate handjob
        rock hard
        unshaved
        stifler’s mom
        slide down my pole
        foreign terrain
        chocolate sauce
        wet hot american girls
        tasty babes
        lederhosen
        can’t be tamed
        smoke show
        saucy minx
        spread eagle
        naked bird of prey
        all american bald eagle
        classical beauty
        shocking nude photos
        warm milk
        voodoo sex queen
        beach bums
        disco revival
        dripping wet
        public indecency
        peeling the banana
        undressed to kill
        pure fresh clean
        sweet ’n sexy sacrifice
        dirty girls
        playmate takes a tumble
        extra padding
        never nudes of playboy
        toy shop
        easy rider
        hot piece of tail
        solid gold
        hot birds
        service with a smile
        ritualistic sex cult
        peepshow

        napping playmate
        the reptilian elite
        alien abduction fantasy
        booty bakery
        ultimate handjob
        rock hard
        unshaved
        stifler’s mom
        slide down my pole
        foreign terrain
        chocolate sauce
        wet hot american girls
        tasty babes
        lederhosen
        can’t be tamed
        smoke show
        saucy minx
        spread eagle
        naked bird of prey
        all american bald eagle
        classical beauty
        shocking nude photos
        warm milk
        voodoo sex queen
        beach bums
        disco revival
        dripping wet
        public indecency
        peeling the banana
        undressed to kill
        pure fresh clean
        sweet ’n sexy sacrifice
        dirty girls
        playmate takes a tumble
        extra padding
        never nudes of playboy
        toy shop
        easy rider
        hot piece of tail
        solid gold
        hot birds
        service with a smile
        ritualistic sex cult
        peepshow

We wanted to gauge how we could cater to your unconscious during certain cultural, en masse experiences. What articles do men read while being inundated elsewhere with news of the latest Rob Ford drug-addled blunder? Which celebrity pictorials do Playboy buffs flock to revisit when they’re tired of Miley’s cartoonish public nudity debacles?

In reality, we’ve learned that every search term you’ve tentatively typed on Playboy.com is a glimpse into the treasure box of fantasies that is your brain. How could we not let that inform our work a little? You know what they say about staring into the abyss? We’ll confirm it: we’re looking back at you.

We particularly enjoyed “unshaved.”


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